Mean Girl quotes is still incredibly current 18 years after it first came out in theaters for a reason. The teen comedy, which starred Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams, Lacey Chabert, and Amanda Seyfried, not only had a star-studded cast but also a sympathetic narrative full of funny one-liners.
Mean Girl Quotes
Continue reading for more memorable quotes from Mean Girls that everyone can relate to.
1. “That was so fetch.” – Gretchen Wieners
2. “On Wednesdays we wear pink.” – Karen Smith
3. “That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.” – Damian
4. “If you’re from Africa, why are you white?” – Karen Smith
5. “But you’re, like, really pretty. So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?” — Regina George
6. I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!” — Mrs. George
7. “Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That’s just, like, the rules of feminism.” –Gretchen Wieners
8. “Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George.” – Ms. Norbury
9. “I don’t think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.” – Gretchen Wieners
10. “It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well, they can tell when it’s raining.” – Karen Smith
11. “I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.” – Girl Who Doesn’t Go to the School
12. “She doesn’t even go here!” — Damian
13. “I can’t go to Taco Bell. I’m on an all-carb diet. God, Karen, you are so stupid!” – Regina George
14. “I will keep you here all night.” – Principal Duvall
15. “We can’t keep them past four.” – Secretary
16. “I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can’t help it that I’m popular.” – Gretchen Wieners
17. “Four for you Glen Coco! You go, Glen Coco!” – Damian
18. “It’s not my fault you’re, like, in love with me or something!” — Cady Heron
19. “Grool. I meant to say cool but then I started to say great.” — Cady Heron
20. “Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant, and die. Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just…don’t do it. Promise?” — Coach Carr
21. “One time she punched me in the face. It was awesome.” – Bethany Byrd
22. “You can’t sit with us!’ — Gretchen Wieners
23. “Gretchen, stop trying to make *fetch* happen. It’s not going to happen!” — Regina George
24. “Damn. I’d rather see you out there shakin’ that thang.” — Kevin G.
25. “Yo, yo, yo. All you sucka MCs ain’t got nothing on me.” — Kevin G.
26. “It’s not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!” — Bethany Byrd
27. “In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up and beg for candy. But in girl world, Halloween is the one time of year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girl can say anything about it.” — Cady Heron
28. “Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.” — Karen Smith
29. “The limit does not exist.” — Cady Heron
30. “You smell like a baby prostitute.” — Janis Ian
31. “Danny DeVito, I love your work!” — Damian
32. “So, uh… how was your summer?” — Principal Duvall
33. “Hell, no. I did not leave the South Side for this!” — Principal Duvall
34. “I don’t know, I mean, she’s so weird, she just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me about crack.” — Cady Heron
35. “They’re teen royalty. If North Shore was Us Weekly, they would be always on the cover.” — Damian
Regina George Quotes
36. “Get in loser, we’re going shopping.” — Regina George
37. “Get in loser, we’re going shopping!” – Regina George
38. “I know I may seem like I was being a bitch, but that’s only because I was acting like a bitch.” — Cady Heron
39. “Is butter a carb?” — Regina George
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40. “Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.” — Regina George
41. “That is the ugliest effing skirt I’ve ever seen.” — Regina George
42. “So, you’ve actually never been to a real school before? Shut up! Shut up!” — Regina George
43. “Boo, you whore.” — Regina George
44. “I want to lose three pounds.” — Regina George
45. “I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.” — Principal Duvall
46. “Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?” — Jason
47. “Made out with a hotdog? Oh my God, that was one time!” — Amber
48. “Did you see a nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple.” — Jason
49. “She’s a life ruiner. She ruins people’s lives.” — Janis Ian
50. “Is your muffin buttered?” — Jason
51. “She doesn’t even go here!” − Damian
52. “Oh my God, Danny DeVito, I love your work!” − Damian
53. “You could try Sears.” − Salesperson (Jo Chim)
54. “Four for your Glen Coco! You go, Glen Coco!” –Damian (Daniel Franzese)
55. “Made out with a hot dog? Oh my god that was one time!” − Amber D’Alessio
56. “Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George.” – Ms. Norbury
57. “It’s like I have ESPN or something!” − Karen Smith
58. “I can’t go out tonight. I’m sick.” –Karen Smith
59. “That is so fetch!” − Gretchen Wieners
60. “I’m a mouse. Duh!” — Karen Smith
61. I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!” – Mrs. George
62. “I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular.”
63. “Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls!”
64. “Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant, and die. Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just… don’t do it. Promise?”
65. “I know I may seem like a bitch, but that’s only because I’m acting like a bitch.”
66. “Boo, you whore!” Mean Girl Quotes
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67. “I hate her! I mean, she’s really failing me on purpose, just because I didn’t join the stupid Mathletes! She was so queer, she was like, ‘I’m pusher Cady, I’m a pusher.’”
68. “That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I’ve ever seen.”
69. “Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each other’s awesomeness?”
70. “She made out with a hot dog.” Mean Girl Quotes
71. “Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.”
72. “‘Cause she’s a life ruiner. She ruins people’s lives.”
73. “Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?”
74. “Make sure you check out her mom’s boob job. They’re hard as rocks!”
75. “Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin, ’cause I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!”
76. “I just wanted to say that you’re all winners. And that I couldn’t be happier the school year is ending.”
77. “I know she’s kind of socially retarded and weird, but she’s my friend… so, just promise me you won’t make fun of her!”
78. “At your age, you’re going to have a lot of urges. You’re going to want to take off your clothes and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia… and die.”
79. “Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It’s like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.”
80. “I don’t hate you cuz yo’ fat… yo’ fat cuz I hate you!”
81. “There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.”
82. “We only carry sizes one, three, and five. You could try Sears.” Mean Girl Quotes
83. “Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off-limits to friends. I mean that’s just like the rules of feminism.”
84. “It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well… they can tell when it’s raining.”
85. “Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that’s not good.”
86. “This is Susan from Planned Parenthood. I have her test results. If you could have her call me as soon as she can? It’s urgent. Thank you!” Mean Girl Quotes
87. “I don’t know why. It’s probably because I have a big, fat LESBIAN crush on you. Suck on that! Aye aye aye!”
88. “But you’re, like, really pretty… So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?”
89. “I’m a mouse, duh.” Mean Girl Quotes
90. “Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.”
91. “Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen!”
92. “There’s a 30% chance that it’s already raining…”
93. “Your face smells like peppermint!” Mean Girl Quotes
94. “And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.”
95. “Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.”
96. “I mean no offense, but how could she send you a candy cane? She doesn’t even like you that much. Maybe she feels weird around me because I’m the only person who knows about her nose job. Oh my god, pretend you didn’t hear that.”
97. “You can’t sit with us!” Mean Girl Quotes
98. “I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.”
99. “One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.”
100. “I want to lose three pounds.” Mean Girl Quotes
101. “I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.”
102. “Regina George is not sweet! She’s a scum-sucking road whore, she ruined my life!”
103. “Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God, that was one time!”
104. “Did you see nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple!” Mean Girl Quotes
105. “I’m sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It’s not your fault you’re so gap-toothed.”
106. “Everyone in Africa can read Swedish.”
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107. “I can’t go to Taco Bell. I’m on an all-carb diet. God, Karen, you are so stupid!”
108. “If you’re from Africa, why are you white?”
109. “There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.”
110. “I hear she does car commercials…in Japan.”
Karen Smith Quotes
111. “I can’t go out tonight. I’m sick.” –Karen Smith
112. “Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.”
113. “Is butter a carb?” Mean Girl Quotes
114. “And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!”
115. “I have really bad breath in the morning.”
116. “Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back.”
117. “Looks like he’s headed for the projection room above the auditorium!”
118. “I saw Cady Heron wearing Army pants and flip-flops, so I bought Army pants and flip-flops.”
119. Mr. Duvall: Miss Smith? Karen Smith: Whoever wrote it probably didn’t think anyone would ever see it? Mr. Duvall: I hope that nobody else ever does see it.
120. Cady Heron: Hey! Karen Smith: (Shocked, startled, and scared) Why are dressed so scary? Karen Smith: Why are dressed so scary? Cady Heron: It’s Halloween.
121. “You wanna do something fun? You wanna go to Taco Bell?”
122. “So that’s against the rules, and you can’t sit with us.”
123. “Regina, you’re wearing sweatpants. It’s Monday.”
124. “Fine! You can walk home, bitches.”
125. “I used to think there was just fat and skinny. But apparently there’s lots of things that can be wrong on your body.”
126. Damian: [guarding Cady down the hall] Watch out, please! Fresh meat coming through! Damian: Watch out, please! Fresh meat coming through!
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