Harley Quinn is one of the most well-liked and lucrative characters in DC Comics. She has appeared in many DC comic books and has been adapted for other forms of media and goods and the popular suicide squad movie. Find some interesting Harley Quinn quotes below.
Harley Quinn Quotes
Read on to enjoy some of Harley Quinn’s funny quotes!
1. Everyone can see all this trippy magic stuff, right? I’m off my meds. – Harley Quinn
2. Face it, Harl, this stinks! You’re a certified nutso wanted in twelve states and hopelessly in love with a psychopathic clown. – Harley Quinn
3. I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you. – Harley Quinn
4. I just wanna say, if there was no batman, there’d be no joker, and I’d have never met my puddin’. thank you, batman. – Harley Quinn
5. I’ll burn the world just to see the fire in your eyes! – Harley Quinn
6. What, you were just thinking you can have a happy family and coach little leagues, and make car payments? Normal is a setting on the dryer. People like us, we don’t get normal! – Harley Quinn
7. All of that chit-chat is gonna get you hurt. – Harley Quinn
8. “I may look happy but honestly dear, the only way I will really smile is if you cut me ear to ear.” – Harley Quinn “Harley Quinn Quotes”
9. It’s the end of the world. Have a drink with us. – Harley Quinn
10. Have you heard this new Taylor Swift song? It’s soooo good. – Harley Quinn
11. You made me want to be a less terrible person. – Harley Quinn
12. I know how to make some smiles pudding. – Harley Quinn
13. Don’t know if I wanna kill you or kiss you. – Harley Quinn “Harley Quinn Quotes”
14. Why can’t a girl be nice to a guy without the mook trying to murder her? – Harley Quinn
15. Whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you stranger. – Harley Quinn
Cool Harley Quinn Quotes
16. Find what you love and let it kill you… – Harley Quinn
17. I’m known to be quite vexing I’m just forewarning you. – Harley Quinn
18. You know, for what it’s worth, I actually enjoyed some of our romps, but there comes a time when a gal wants more. And now, all this gal wants is to settle down with her lovin’ sweetheart. – Harley Quinn
19. I’ll never understand why Superman wears the same outfits every day. – Harley Quinn
20. I’m known to be quite vexing I’m just forewarning you. – Harley Quinn
21. “I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome.” “Harley Quinn Quotes”
22. I love him not for the way he silenced my demons, but for the way his demons’ dances with mine. – Harley Quinn
23. “You got the look. And a lotta nerve. What you don’t have is the right. Joker was a hero. You’re not fit to lick his boutonniere!” – Harley Quinn
24. I’ve made so many mistakes and there’s no one left who believes in me. – Harley Quinn
25. If I’m lucky, I’ll make it out of town before Bats hauls my heinie back to the bin. – Harley Quinn
26. What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry, it’s the voices. Ahaha, I’m kidding! That’s not what they really said. – Harley Quinn
27. Hah! You’re just jealous ’cause you don’t have a fella who’s as loving and loyal toy you as my Puddin’ is to me! – Harley Quinn
28. I’ll burn the world just to see the fire in your eyes! – Harley Quinn
29. “I found The Joker’s psyche disturbing, his dementia alarming — and his charm irresistible! What can I tell ya? The guy just did it for me.” – Harley Quinn
Funny Quotes
30. I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you.
31. I have done everything you said. Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you. Just accept it! “Harley Quinn Quotes”
32. Find what you love and let it kill you… – Harley Quinn
33. You don’t like me? Fine. Don’t waste my time then. – Harley Quinn
34. Oh, come on, Puddin! Don’t you wanna rev up your ‘Harley’? Vroom vroom! – Harley Quinn
35. Have you heard this new Taylor Swift song? It’s soooo good. – Harley Quinn
36. Now you feel like you have someone by your side to share the journey with you. – Harley Quinn
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37. My love for my Joker was stronger than their madhouse walls. – Harley Quinn
38. Whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you stranger. – Harley Quinn
39. It’s the end of the world. Have a drink with us. – Harley Quinn
40. Nice to meet you. Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death? – Harley Quinn
Amazing Quotes
41. Why can’t a girl be nice to a guy without the mook trying to murder her? – Harley Quinn
42. I’ve made so many mistakes and there’s no one left who believes in me. – Harley Quinn
43. I’m going to kill you. For everything you’ve done to me. All the times you’ve made me feel useless and small. For all the times I will never forget. For all the things I can never forgive. – Harley Quinn
44. You thought I was just another bubble-headed blond bimbo! Well, the joke’s on you, ’cause I’m not even a real blonde. “Harley Quinn Quotes”
45. So, I’m thinking if we move together, we can kill all these guys and go our separate ways. Spread the word. – Harley Quinn
46. I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you. – Harley Quinn
47. The world can be amazing when you’re slightly strange. – Harley Quinn
48. You don’t have to be crazy to be in love. But it helps. – Harley Quinn
49. Sweetie, get mommy’s bazooka. – Harley Quinn
50. We’re bad guys, it’s what we do. – Harley Quinn
51. Ladies and jerks! There’s been a slight change in tonight’s show. Instead of the opera robbin’ you for somethin’ like a thousand bucks a seat — we’re gonna rob you! Believe me, folks, I’ve seen it already. I’m doin’ ya a big favor! – Harley Quinn
52. The world can be amazing when you’re slightly strange. – Harley Quinn
53. Stupid bat, you’re ruining date night! “Harley Quinn Quotes”
54. I just wanna say, if there was no batman, there’d be no joker, and I’d have never met my puddin’. thank you, batman. – Harley Quinn
Harley Quinn and Joker
55. Hah! You’re just jealous ’cause you don’t have a fella who’s as loving and loyal toy you as my Puddin’ is to me! – Harley Quinn
56. “It soon became clear to me the Joker was actually a tortured soul. Yes, I admit it. As unprofessional as it sounds, I had fallen in love with my patient. Pretty crazy huh?” – Harley Quinn
57. “You don’t have to be crazy to be in love. But it helps.” – Harley Quinn
58. Call me a softie, I dare ya! – Harley Quinn
59. You don’t have to be crazy to be in love. But it helps. – Harley Quinn
60. “That is so cute, you think you’re scary. Well, mister, I’ve seen scary and you don’t have his smile.” – Harley Quinn
61. Never again. No more obsession, no more craziness, no more Joker. I finally see that slime for what he is: a murderous, manipulative, irredeemable… – Harley Quinn
62. And here you thought I was just another bubble headed, blonde, bimbo. Ha! Well jokes on you! I’m not even a real blonde. – Harley Quinn
63. Maybe I can stick you some shampoo? – Harley Quinn
64. “You can’t deny there’s an element of glamour to these super-criminals.” – Harley Quinn
65. Oh, come on, Puddin! Don’t you wanna rev up your ‘Harley’? Vroom vroom! “Harley Quinn Quotes”
66. I have done everything you said. Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you. Just accept it! – Harley Quinn
67. Y’know, Bats? I always thought there was a spark between us. – Harley Quinn
68. I know how to make some smiles pudding. – Harley Quinn
69. Y’know, Bats? I always thought there was a spark between us. – Harley Quinn
Enjoyable Quotes
70. I know how the world works, okay? And when it comes to the heart, everyone for themselves, right? – Harley Quinn
71. Every woman has a crazy side that only the right man can bring out. – Harley Quinn
72. Don’t get me wrong, my puddin’s a little rough, but he loves me, really. – Harley Quinn
73. Never again. No more obsession, no more craziness, no more Joker. I finally see that slime for what he is: a murderous, manipulative, irredeemable… – Harley Quinn
74. “You didn’t like my show? Well, try this one. It’s called ‘Animals Attack People I Hate.’ It’s a comedy.” – Harley Quinn
75. “If I’m mad enough to skip the tears and go straight to laughing, you better run cause I’m about to lose my shit.” – Harley Quinn
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76. Didn’t you like my show? Well, try this one. It’s called ‘Animals Attack People I Hate. It’s a comedy. “Harley Quinn Quotes”
77. I know how the world works, okay? And when it comes to the heart, everyone for themselves, right? – Harley Quinn
78. “We had mad love, once upon a time. But now that’s over, Mister J.” – Harley Quinn
Quinn Sayings
79. What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry, it’s the voices. Ahaha, I’m kidding! That’s not what they really said. – Harley Quinn
80. I’m going to kill you. For everything you’ve done to me. All the times you’ve made me feel useless and small. For all times I will never forget. For all the things I can never forgive. – Harley Quinn
81. Don’t know if I wanna kill you or kiss you. – Harley Quinn
82. I’m having a bad day! I’m sick of people trying to shoot me, run me over or blow me up! All I wanted was a new dress and I actually paid for it! – Harley Quinn
83. “Face it, Harl, this stinks — yer a certified nutso wanted by the law in over a dozen states — and hopelessly in love with a murderous, psychopathic clown.” – Harley Quinn
84. If you want boys to respect you, show them you’re serious. Shoot something, blow it up! “Harley Quinn Quotes”
85. My heart scares you; but a gun doesn’t? – Harley Quinn
86. Now that’s a killer app! – Harley Quinn
87. “I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you.” – Harley Quinn
88. They’ve got Hello Kitty on them. They’re fashionable. – Harley Quinn
89. Stupid bat, you’re ruining date night! – Harley Quinn
90. “I’ve made so many mistakes and there’s no one left who believes in me.” – Harley Quinn
More Funny Quotes
91. What, you were just thinking you can have a happy family and coach little leagues, and make car payments? Normal is a setting on the dryer. People like us, we don’t get normal! – Harley Quinn
92. Don’t get me wrong, my puddin’s a little rough, but he loves me, really. – Harley Quinn
93. You’ve got the look. And a lotta nerve. What you don’t have is the right. Joker was a hero. You’re not fit to lick his boutonniere! – Harley Quinn
94. “Hush, little baby, don’t say a word. Momma’s gonna kill for you the whole damn world.” “Harley Quinn Quotes”
95. “Don’t get me wrong, my puddin’s a little rough, but he loves me, really.” – Harley Quinn
96. Wait ‘till they get a load of me. – Harley Quinn
97. Now you feel like you have someone by your side to share the journey with you. – Harley Quinn
98. I tried to play by the rules, but no! They wouldn’t let me go straight! Society is to blame! – Harley Quinn
Quinn’s part in the new movie suicide Squad features a well-known comic book heroine who has the potential to significantly alter the staid perception of sexism in comic books because of her important leading role in the movie. She is also popularly known as a joker’s lover.
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