Joker and Harley Quinn Quotes

Although we generally support the good guys, there are some villains that we simply adore watching. Why? Consider these joker and harley quinn quotes.

Joker and Harley Quinn Quotes

Below are collected quotes from the movie for your enjoyment. 

1. “I got you a kitty.”

2. “You’re my friend, too.”

3. “I’m bored. Play with me. Wait till they get a load of me.”

4. “I’ll show you how dark I can be.”

5. “I’m an agent of chaos.” – Joker

6. “Start with the Harley in a mirror.” Joker and Harley Quinn Quotes

7. “There is no sanity clause!” – Joker

8. “You can be my crazy, I’ll be your insane.”

9. “I did everything you said. I helped you.”

10. “So what if I’m crazy? the best people are.”

11. “If I weren’t crazy, I’d be insane!” – Joker

12. “My boss likes me to wear a smile to work.”

13. “I dunno about ‘genius,’ but I do got a PhD.”

14. “I promised you some entertainment, right, boys?”

15. “What are you gonna do? You gonna kill me, Mr. J?”. Joker and Harley Quinn Quotes

16. “You don’t like me? Fine. Don’t waste my time then.”

17. “We’re bad guys, it’s what we do.” – Harley Quinn

18. “Don’t call me Puddin’!” – Joker to Harley Quinn

19. “You really put the ‘fun’ in funeral” – Harley Quinn

20. “Don’t call me Puddin’!” – Joker to Harley Quinn

21. “You really put the ‘fun’ in funeral” – Harley Quinn

22. “Face it, Harl, this stinks — yer a certified nutso wanted by the law in over a dozen states — and hopelessly in love with a murderous, psychopathic clown.” – Harley Quinn

23. “You can’t deny there’s an element of glamour to these super-criminals.” – Harley Quinn

24. “That so cute, you think you’re scary. Well, mister, I’ve seen scary and you don’t have his smile.” – Harley Quinn

25. “It soon became clear to me the Joker was actually a tortured soul. Yes, I admit it. As unprofessional as it sounds, I had fallen in love with my patient. Pretty crazy huh?” – Harley Quinn

26. “Nice to meet you. Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death?” – Harley Quinn

27. “You got the look. And a lotta nerve. What you don’t have is the right. Joker was a hero. You’re not fit to lick his boutonniere!” – Harley Quinn

28. “I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome.” – Harley Quinn

29. “You think after living with Mistah J I’d be used to a little pain.”

30. “Yeesh, ya make one little mistake and they never letcha forget!”

31. “Just let me in. I promise. Let me in! I promise I won’t hurt you!”

32. “When you miss me, remember, when you had me, I wasn’t enough.”

33. “A man with nothing to fear is a man with nothing to love.” – Joker

34. “We had mad love, once upon a time. But now that’s over, Mistah J.”

35. “If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!” – Joker

36. “Own that sh*t. Own it! What do you think was gonna happen? Huh?”

37. “If I get mad at you that means I still care. Worry when I don’t get mad.”

38. “Look…I’m only doing this to help you. Let’s try this again. Acceptance.”

39. “You don’t have to be crazy to be in love. But it helps.” – Harley Quinn

40. “We’re finished, you and me. I’ve got someone new now. Someone better.” Joker and Harley Quinn Quotes

41. “Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?” – Mistah Jay

42. “I’m not sure if I attract crazy or if I make them that way.” – Harley Quinn

43. “Are you sweet talkin’ me? All’a that chitchat’s gonna getcha hurt…” – Joker

44. “Oh, come on, Puddin! Don’t you wanna rev up your ‘Harley’? Vroom vroom”

45. “Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy.” – Harley Quinn

46. “Now you feel like you’ve someone by your side-to share the journey with you.”

1. “I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? Nooo, thank you!” – Joker

2. “Look on the bright side – tomorrow you’ll be feeding hundreds of hungry cats!”

3. “I believe that whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you… stranger.” – Joker

4. “My love for my Joker was stronger than their mad house walls.” – Harley Quinn 

5. “Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power.” – Joker to Harley Quinn

6. “Whatever you say, Mistah J! Just gimme a sec to find the form and I’ll commit myself!”

7. “Nice work, butterfingers, why didn’tcha just turn the bat signal on while you were at it!”

Harley Quinn Quotes on Who She Really is

1. “Every woman has a crazy side that only the right man can bring out.” – Harley Quinn

2. “I’ll never understand why Superman wears the same outfits every day.” – Harley Quinn

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1. “You can’t deny there’s an element of glamour to these super-criminals.” – Harley Quinn

2. “A little bird told me some creep was dressed up like the Joker, fighting a Batman wannabe.”

3. “Why can’t a girl be nice to a guy without the mook trying to murder her?” – Harley Quinn

4. “Nice to meet you. Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death?” – Harley Quinn

5. “You see, I’m, a guy of simple taste. I enjoy dynamite, and gunpowder…and gasoline!” – Joker

6. “Fall in love with the person who enjoys your madness, not an idiot who forces you to be normal.”

7. “To me love is about being able to see the light inside of a person who sees nothing but darkness.”

8. “Don’t get me wrong, my puddin’s a little rough, but he loves me, really.” – Harley about Joker

9. “In case ya ain’t figured it out, today’s the Joker’s big homecoming, and you’re the guest of honor.”

10. “Oh buckets full, honey. I was tryin’ too hard to impress the wrong guy. Kinda like you with Superman.”

11. “I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome.” – Joker

12. “I may look happy but honestly dear, the only way I will really smile is if you cut me ear to ear.” – Joker

13. “What? Oh, I’m not gonna kill ya. I’m just gonna hurt ya… really, really bad.” – Joker to Harley Quinn

14. “Hush, little baby, don’t say a word, Momma’s gonna kill for you the whole damn world.” – Harley Quinn

15. “When I was around, she couldn’t even find her face in the mirror. It’s as if something was holding her back.”

16. “Let me get you outta here girl. We can team up again. Drive all the boys crazy. Ya know? Like the old days…”

17. “If I’m mad enough to skip the tears and go straight to laughing, you better run cause I’m about to lose my sh*t.”

18. “Oh the irony! The grim stalwart Dark Knight and his greatest female adversary, fightin together to save the city!”

19. “No matter how broken you are. There is someone out there who will love you enough to put you back together again.”

1. “That’s so cute, you think you’re scary. Well, mister, I’ve seen scary and you don’t have his smile.” – Harley Quinn

2. “I love him not for the way he silenced my demons, but for the way his demons dances with mine.” – Harley Quinn

3. “I’ll show ya! I’ll pull a big heist all by myself and I’ll be laughing atcha, ya hear?Ha ha, Laughing! sigh I miss him already!”

4. “I know how the world works, okay? And when it comes to the heart, everyone for themselves, right?” – Harley Quinn

Harley Quinn Quotes about the Joker

1. “Didn’t you like my show? Well, try this one. It’s called ‘Animals Attack People I Hate’. It’s a comedy.” – Harley Quinn

2. “Look alive, wage slaves! Preeeesenting – the Caliph of Clowns, that Mogul of Mountebanks – the One and Only – Joker”

3. “What’s wrong with you, B-man? You come into Mista J’s home and just start smashing it to pieces! Don’t you know he’s sick?”

4. “What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry, it’s the voices. Ahaha, I’m kidding! That’s not what they really said.”

5. I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you.” – Harley Quinn

6. “Just shoot him? Know this, my sweet. The death of Batman will be nothing less than a masterpiece.” – Joker to Harley Quinn

7. “I have done everything you said. Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you. Just accept it!” – Harley Quinn

8. “You thought I was just another bubble-headed blond bimbo! Well, the joke’s on you, ’cause I’m not even a real blonde.” – Harley Quinn

9. “I suppose I’m going to have to teach you a lesson so you can better follow in his footsteps. Nah, I’m just gonna keep beating you.” – Joker

10. “All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That’s how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.” – Joker

11. “You’ve got the look. And a lotta nerve. What you don’t have is the right. Joker was a hero. You’re not fit to lick his boutonniere!” – Harley Quinn

12. “I’m having a BAD DAY! I’m sick of people trying to shoot me, run me over or blow me up! All I wanted was a new dress – and I actually paid for it!”

13. “I’d just to like to say, if there were no Batman, there’d be no Joker and I never woulda met my Puddin!! Thankyou, Batman! – Harley Quinn

14. “You can’t kill me without becoming like me! I can’t kill you without losing the only human being who can keep up with me! Isn’t it IRONIC?” – Joker

15. “You’re a certified nutzo wanted by the law in two dozen states and hopelessly in love with a murderous psychopathic clown.” – Harley Quinn

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1. “Never again. No more obsession, no more craziness, no more Joker. I finally see that slime for what he is: a murderous, manipulative, irredeemable…”

1. “Only trust someone who can see these three things in you: the sorrow behind your smile, the love behind your anger and the reason behind your silence.”

2. “Welcome to Blackgate. We’re just going to do a quick psychiatric evaluation. Bad day, huh? Cops in this city – always beating on the sick and defenseless.” Joker and Harley Quinn Quotes

3. I found the Joker’s psyche disturbing, his dementia alarming — and his charm irresistible! What can I tell ya? The guy just did it for me.” – Harley Quinn

4. You got it all wrong, baby. I was using them to help you escape. Who else would I break into Arkham for? Nobody, that’s who. It’ll be just like old times.”

5. “Funny thing is, I much prefer a knife to a gun. It’s hard to get precision from guns. I manage but it took some doing. You understand. I can tell. Few do.” – Joker

6. “You’re safe with me I promise and when you get scared just look into my eyes. Hold me a little tighter and smile because I’m not going anywhere without you.”

7. “Life, dear Greg, is a theater of the absurd. Be honest and gentle, and a man goes to a pauper’s grave. Lie and cheat and kill, and the same man could rule the world!” – Joker

8. “It’s all a joke! Everything everybody ever valued or struggled for… it’s all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can’t you see the funny side? Why aren’t you laughing?” – Joker

9. “So you do remember me. That´s weird, because you killed the only thing I ever loved, and now I find you have been keeping a whole new generation of Jokers to yourself. I know. Awkward.”

10. “What, you were just… Thinking you can have a happy family and coach little leagues, and make car payments? Normal’s a setting on the dryer. People like us, we don’t get normal!” –Harley Quinn

11. “I think you should do what he says. It would be a shame to get blood all over my nice new outfit. What do you think, Bat-brain? Like it? What am I saying? ‘Course you do. Who wouldn’t?” – Harley Quinn

12. “You know, for what it’s worth, I actually enjoyed some of our romps, but there comes a time when a gal wants more. And now, all this gal wants is to settle down with her loving’ sweetheart.” – Harley Quinn

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